3 BIG UPDATES

October 1st, 2012


3 BIG UPDATES

Thanks to everyone who has ever booked me, bought a ticket, or came to see me over the years. I truly appreciate your support, and I hopefully we’ll bump into one another again soon.

Sincerely,

Jonathan

1. I’m going to be someone’s Dad!

My wife and I are THRILLED (Can’t you tell?). Baby Burns coming in February 2012!

2. Stupid Human Tricks

Mark and I were on The Late Show with David Letterman last week | Click for the video

3. Stunt Lab Returns to NYC

Mark & Jonathan return to NYC this December | Click for more details
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The Facts According to Jonathan:

“I only take what Simon says seriously when he speaks in third person.”

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UPCOMING PUBLIC SHOWS

MDRF 2012

Maryland Renaissance Festival

2 Weekends Left!

October 6-7 & 13-14 at 11:45 AM, 1:15 PM, & 3:15 PM

Annapolis, MD

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Help the Puppies

Nerds, Puppies, and Comedy

Benefits The Humane Society

Sunday, October 14 at 7:30 PM

Appalachian Brewing Company

50 N. Cameron St, Harrisburg, PA 17101

18+ Event

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Living out of a Suitcase

September 18th, 2012


Frequent Flyer Miles

 

After spending July in Europe my wife and I made it back to “The States.” We saw some sites (The Eiffel Tower, The Crown Jewels, and Bono’s House), picked up a little French (“Je ne parle pas Français”), and I performed for the lovely people in Ireland (check out the videos below).

Riding the LUAS in Dublin, Ireland (Click to Play)
SPWC 2012 in Cork & Dublin, Ireland (Click to Play)

August took me to New Jersey, Maryland, Vermont, Michigan, Nebraska, Iowa, Wisconsin, Kansas, Texas, Massachusetts, Wisconsin (again), and New Hampshire.

Festival of Fools in Burlington, VT | Photo: Jim Moore (Click for more photos)
Lawrence Busker Festival, Lawrence, KS | Photo by: Sralf4 (Click for more photos)

Thanks to everyone who came out and laughed! If you haven’t seen me lately hopefully I’ll be coming to your town, city, state, country, or planet soon!

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The facts according to Jonathan:

“TSA restricts bottled water, sharp objects, and the adjective da bomb.”

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Upcoming Public Shows:

MAES 2012

Magicians’ Alliance of Eastern States

September 14th, Cherry Hill, NJ

As close you can get to Hogwarts… in Southern New Jersey.

Tickets & Details: maesonline.org

Maryland Renaissance Festival

Maryland Renaissance Festival

September 29-30, October 6-7 & 13-14, Crownsville, MD

Do you like puffy shirts, wenches, and meats on a stick? Me too. Enjoy all those things and ME at this year’s Maryland Renaissance Festival!

Tickets & Details: rennfest.com

Mark & Jonathan in NYC

Bindlestiff Open Stage Variety Show

Dixon Place, 161A Chrystie Street, New York, NY

Show Time: 8 PM | Tickets: $5

We will be in NYC for one night only! This show is always fun and full of surprises.

More details: bindlestiffopenstage.blogspot.com

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Coming Soon…

  • Coming to your neighborhood
  • Back to NYC
  • A New Member of the Team!

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My life in bullet points…

My last update was in July, so lots to fill you in on… Join me, won’t you?

  • Back in July and August my wife and I were still on our cross continent excursion/tour. It was great to spent the whole summer together and we had an awesome time as I performed across the US & Canada. Check out our blog at jonathanandlauren.com to read about our camping attempt, lost luggage, and our run in with “the law”.

Click to check out some photos from the road!

  • After I dropped Lauren off at home I got to sleep in my own bed for about 6 hours, and then I caught a plane to Edmonton, AB for the Edmonton Fringe Festival. It’s the 2nd largest festival of its kind in the world. I did a bunch of shows, got to see a bunch of friends, took in a few shows, and even bumped into Zach Galifianakis.
  • In September I performed at the Maryland Renaissance Festival. This was my first time pulling on stripped tights and a puffy shirt. I had a blast! The crowds were great, all of your food comes on a stick, and even the King & Queen came to see my performance. Huzzah. Hopefully I’ll be back again next year! (Photos Below)

Maryland Renaissance Festival 2011

  • In October I was invited to showcase my act for 1000’s of college kids at the NACA Mid Atlantic Conference in Buffalo, NY. Later this month I’m showcasing at the NACA Northeast in Hartford, CT, and I just found out I was selected to perform at NACA Nationals this Spring! With all these college visits someone has give me a honorary doctorate right? Dr. Jonathan Burns has a nice ring to it.

Check in with my College Agent Fresh Variety for more details.

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The Facts according to Jonathan: “A 2 person flash mob is just called dancing.”

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UPCOMING PUBLIC SHOWS:

November 3, 2011 at 9pm

Richmond ComedySportz

8906-H West Broad Street, Richmond, VA 23294

Tickets $5 at the box office. Call 804-266-9377 for Reservations

More Public Shows coming in December!

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Coming Soon…

  • New Website.
  • Thanksgiving.
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