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Happy Holidays! All of them.

Merry Christmas! Seasons Greetings! Happy Hanukah! Joyous Kwanzaa! A Festivus for the rest of us! Hi!

If you are struggling with what to get me this year. I’d like Peace on Earth and a Red Ryder BB Gun.

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Spectacular On Hold…

This month I was supposed to return with Mark Hayward to New York City for the "Stunt Lab, Holiday Spectacular!", but unfortunately the Canal Park Playhouse suffered extensive damage during Hurricane Sandy. They are currently working on restoring the theater and will reopen in January. We hope to return in 2013 as well (I’ll keep you posted)!

Luckily, we didn’t lose our deposit on the Dancing Reindeer and we were able to return "The World’s Largest Fruit Cake".

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The Facts According to Jonathan:

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"Mr Miyagi trims the tree all year long."

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UPCOMING PUBLIC SHOWS:

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Clowns invade our Nation’s Capital

Mark & Jonathan at Clown Cabaret

Monday, December 10, 2012 at 8 PM

607 New York Ave. NW, Washington DC

Tickets: $10-$12 | Buy Tickets Online

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Motown Philly Back Again

Mark & Jonathan at South Street Magic Theatre

Thursday, December 13, 2012 at 8:30 PM

519 S 4th St, Philadelphia, PA

Tickets: $15 | Buy Tickets Online

More Details

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Coming Soon…

  • More Public Shows
  • A New Year (Unless the Mayans get their way)

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3 BIG UPDATES

October 1st, 2012


3 BIG UPDATES

Thanks to everyone who has ever booked me, bought a ticket, or came to see me over the years. I truly appreciate your support, and I hopefully we’ll bump into one another again soon.

Sincerely,

Jonathan

1. I’m going to be someone’s Dad!

My wife and I are THRILLED (Can’t you tell?). Baby Burns coming in February 2012!

2. Stupid Human Tricks

Mark and I were on The Late Show with David Letterman last week | Click for the video

3. Stunt Lab Returns to NYC

Mark & Jonathan return to NYC this December | Click for more details
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The Facts According to Jonathan:

“I only take what Simon says seriously when he speaks in third person.”

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UPCOMING PUBLIC SHOWS

MDRF 2012

Maryland Renaissance Festival

2 Weekends Left!

October 6-7 & 13-14 at 11:45 AM, 1:15 PM, & 3:15 PM

Annapolis, MD

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Help the Puppies

Nerds, Puppies, and Comedy

Benefits The Humane Society

Sunday, October 14 at 7:30 PM

Appalachian Brewing Company

50 N. Cameron St, Harrisburg, PA 17101

18+ Event

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Living out of a Suitcase

September 18th, 2012


Frequent Flyer Miles

 

After spending July in Europe my wife and I made it back to “The States.” We saw some sites (The Eiffel Tower, The Crown Jewels, and Bono’s House), picked up a little French (“Je ne parle pas Français”), and I performed for the lovely people in Ireland (check out the videos below).

Riding the LUAS in Dublin, Ireland (Click to Play)
SPWC 2012 in Cork & Dublin, Ireland (Click to Play)

August took me to New Jersey, Maryland, Vermont, Michigan, Nebraska, Iowa, Wisconsin, Kansas, Texas, Massachusetts, Wisconsin (again), and New Hampshire.

Festival of Fools in Burlington, VT | Photo: Jim Moore (Click for more photos)
Lawrence Busker Festival, Lawrence, KS | Photo by: Sralf4 (Click for more photos)

Thanks to everyone who came out and laughed! If you haven’t seen me lately hopefully I’ll be coming to your town, city, state, country, or planet soon!

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The facts according to Jonathan:

“TSA restricts bottled water, sharp objects, and the adjective da bomb.”

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Upcoming Public Shows:

MAES 2012

Magicians’ Alliance of Eastern States

September 14th, Cherry Hill, NJ

As close you can get to Hogwarts… in Southern New Jersey.

Tickets & Details: maesonline.org

Maryland Renaissance Festival

Maryland Renaissance Festival

September 29-30, October 6-7 & 13-14, Crownsville, MD

Do you like puffy shirts, wenches, and meats on a stick? Me too. Enjoy all those things and ME at this year’s Maryland Renaissance Festival!

Tickets & Details: rennfest.com

Mark & Jonathan in NYC

Bindlestiff Open Stage Variety Show

Dixon Place, 161A Chrystie Street, New York, NY

Show Time: 8 PM | Tickets: $5

We will be in NYC for one night only! This show is always fun and full of surprises.

More details: bindlestiffopenstage.blogspot.com

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Coming Soon…

  • Coming to your neighborhood
  • Back to NYC
  • A New Member of the Team!

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Come watch me do things!

January 31st, 2012


I’m going public!

I have some pretty exciting gigs coming up this month (The Kennedy Center, Riot Act Comedy Theater, the NACA National Conference Showcase, & MORE), and a bunch of the shows are open to the public. Be sure to check out the Public Shows Section below and find out where I’ll be doing my thing this month.

But Jonathan I can’t get out to see you this month because [Insert Excuse Here]… No worries! “Like” Me and/or “Follow” Me, and I’ll keep you posted where I’ll be, and hopefully we can get together soon.

PS: I just got word that I’ll be performing in New York City throughout March. Details are still coming together, so sit by your e-mail machine and I’ll get you the scoop.

Michael Kent, Evan Young, and I answering Audience Questions…

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The facts according to Jonathan:

“Much like plants, nose hairs grow toward the light.”

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2012 NACA Nationals

2012 NACA National Conference

Showcase February 25, 2012

Will you be at this year’s conference? Be sure to stop by and see me in Fresh Variety’s booths 434-438.

ONLY OPEN TO REGISTERED GUESTS OF THE NACA NATIONAL CONFERENCE.

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Public Shows:

Comedy Mystery Society

Gaithersburg Arts Barn | Comedy & Mystery Society

Friday, February 3, 2012 at 8 PM | Tickets: $12-15

Arts Barn, 311 Kent Square Rd Gaithersburg, MD

The Kennedy Center

Look Both Ways: Street Arts Across America PREVIEW

Monday, February 6, 2012 at 11:30 AM, 12 PM, and 6 PM

2700 F Street, NW Washington, DC 20566

Tickets and Information: 800-444-1324 or 202-467-4600

I will also be part of the Look Both Ways: Street Arts Across America Festival in May. More details coming soon.

DC Comedy Writers Showcase

DC Comedy Writers Group

First Year Anniversary Party and Showcase

Tuesday, February 7, 2012 at 8:30 PM | Tickets: $10

Riot Act Comedy Theater

801 E Street Northwest, Washington, DC 20004

(202) 697-4900

Clown Cabaret

DC Clown Cabaret

Monday, February 13, 2012 at 8 PM | Tickets: $10

The Shop at Fort Fringe

607 New York Ave NW, Washington, DC

Comedy Cabaret

Comedy Cabaret

Saturday, February 18, 2012 at 9pm | Tickets: $20

Comedy Cabaret at Casa Carollo Restaurant

200 North Route 73, Marlton, NJ 08053

Headliner: Chris Coccia

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Coming Soon…

  • March in New York City – Details TBA Very Soon!
  • Summertime in Europe
  • Groundhog Day
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