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Happy Holidays! All of them.

Merry Christmas! Seasons Greetings! Happy Hanukah! Joyous Kwanzaa! A Festivus for the rest of us! Hi!

If you are struggling with what to get me this year. I’d like Peace on Earth and a Red Ryder BB Gun.

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Spectacular On Hold…

This month I was supposed to return with Mark Hayward to New York City for the "Stunt Lab, Holiday Spectacular!", but unfortunately the Canal Park Playhouse suffered extensive damage during Hurricane Sandy. They are currently working on restoring the theater and will reopen in January. We hope to return in 2013 as well (I’ll keep you posted)!

Luckily, we didn’t lose our deposit on the Dancing Reindeer and we were able to return "The World’s Largest Fruit Cake".

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The Facts According to Jonathan:

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"Mr Miyagi trims the tree all year long."

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UPCOMING PUBLIC SHOWS:

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Clowns invade our Nation’s Capital

Mark & Jonathan at Clown Cabaret

Monday, December 10, 2012 at 8 PM

607 New York Ave. NW, Washington DC

Tickets: $10-$12 | Buy Tickets Online

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Motown Philly Back Again

Mark & Jonathan at South Street Magic Theatre

Thursday, December 13, 2012 at 8:30 PM

519 S 4th St, Philadelphia, PA

Tickets: $15 | Buy Tickets Online

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Coming Soon…

  • More Public Shows
  • A New Year (Unless the Mayans get their way)

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3 BIG UPDATES

October 1st, 2012


3 BIG UPDATES

Thanks to everyone who has ever booked me, bought a ticket, or came to see me over the years. I truly appreciate your support, and I hopefully we’ll bump into one another again soon.

Sincerely,

Jonathan

1. I’m going to be someone’s Dad!

My wife and I are THRILLED (Can’t you tell?). Baby Burns coming in February 2012!

2. Stupid Human Tricks

Mark and I were on The Late Show with David Letterman last week | Click for the video

3. Stunt Lab Returns to NYC

Mark & Jonathan return to NYC this December | Click for more details
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The Facts According to Jonathan:

“I only take what Simon says seriously when he speaks in third person.”

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UPCOMING PUBLIC SHOWS

MDRF 2012

Maryland Renaissance Festival

2 Weekends Left!

October 6-7 & 13-14 at 11:45 AM, 1:15 PM, & 3:15 PM

Annapolis, MD

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Help the Puppies

Nerds, Puppies, and Comedy

Benefits The Humane Society

Sunday, October 14 at 7:30 PM

Appalachian Brewing Company

50 N. Cameron St, Harrisburg, PA 17101

18+ Event

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I got to meet one of my comedy heros last night! We chat about The Amish and I do a trick with Mark Hayward that should never be attempted by anyone. Enjoy!

Back from the Future!

I’m back from the World Buskers Festival in Christchurch, NZ. I had a blast! A brief recap…

  1. Performed on the National NZ News (Click Video Below).
  2. Saw where Frodo lives (See the “Lord of the Rings” Trilogy).
  3. Performed for 1000s of people (See photo above & Click for more pictures).
  4. I got to live February 1st twice because of my flights and the time difference. One day off from re-living Ground Hog Day (See “Ground Hog Day” Starring Bill Murray – Even if you have seen it before).

Advice to live by: “If you flip your air hockey table upside down, you get a hovercraft.”

Upcoming Public Shows:

Manhattan Magic in the heart of New York City

Friday, February 25, 2011
Times Square Arts Center, 669 8th Ave., New York, NY (Between 42nd and 43rd St.)
Strolling Magic at 6:30pm, Show at 7pm

Details: manhattanmagicshow.com

Tilted Torch: But Wait! There’s More!

Friday, March 4, 2011
Red Palace, 1212 H Street NE, Washington, DC
Doors 9:00 pm, Show 10:00 pm, $10 adv, $15 door

Tix: ticketalternative.com/Venues/618.aspx
Facebook: facebook.com/event.php?eid=186731948013344

I’ve been selected to showcase at the NACA MidAtlantic Festival SHOWCASE on March 11 & 12. I will be seen by dozens of Colleges & Universities from the East Coast. Hopefully they like me and bring me to their school!

More Details: naca.org

Coming Soon…

  • More Live Dates
  • Spring Adventures in Los Angeles, Las Vegas, and Other Spanish sounding towns
  • My braces are coming off!