Jonathan Burns: Flexible Comedy | Comedian, Contortionist, & More! http://www.flexiblecomedy.com Thu, 23 May 2013 17:07:19 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Fireside Chat http://www.flexiblecomedy.com/2013/05/23/fireside-chat/ http://www.flexiblecomedy.com/2013/05/23/fireside-chat/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 17:07:19 +0000 jburns http://www.flexiblecomedy.com/?p=332

Mark & Jonathan (I’m the Jonathan half) just started a new project, The Fireside Chat, a comedy/variety/talk show. We debuted the show in April at the Arcade Comedy Theater in Pittsburgh, PA.

Stay tuned for details on our upcoming shows and be sure to check out some of the Special Guest Sizzle Reels from our recent shows.

We hope to see you fireside soon where it’s always BYOB (Bring Your Own Bellows).

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Thanks to everyone for voting! Please let me know if I can bake or sew you something.

Check out the article below (click the picture for larger text).

CAM Best Variety 2013

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We made stops in Washington DC, Baltimore, & New Jersey. More dates are in the works, so I’ll keep you posted when the carnival comes to your town!

PS: If anyone needs me to sneak them on the Tilt-A-Whirl just say the word.

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Carnivalesque

March 1st at 9pm – Washington DC
March 2nd at 8pm – Baltimore, MD
March 8th at 9pm – Dunellen, NJ

Tickets $20 | Click for Tickets & Details

Ages 18+

fiveminutefollies

Five Minute Follies

Tickets $15 in Advance / $18 at the Door

Click for Tickets & Details | Order tickets at 1-800-838-3006
$3 per ticket web and phone sales only DISCOUNT w/code “member6”

thestrand

STUNT LAB at The Strand

Saturday, March 16, 2013 at 8 PM
119 North Main Street, Zelienople, PA 16063

Tickets $10-$20 | Click for Tickets & Details

All ages show! Bring the entire fam (even Aunt Linda who laughs kind of funny)!

allentheatre

STUNT LAB at the Allen Theatre

Sunday, March 24, 2013 at 2 PM **
36 E Main St, Annville, PA 17003

Tickets $9/adults & $7/kids | (717) 867-3545 to reserve tickets

All ages show! Bring your Grammy (and your Oscar)!

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Our daughter, Charlotte Mae, was born on February 12th! Thank you for all the congratulations, gifts, and prayers.

mamaNdaddy

Mama is doing great, and Daddy is SO excited!

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