Joke/Story/Trick
Labels: 2009, Jonathan Burns, Michael Kent, Video
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Monday, December 14, 2009Joke/Story/TrickMy good pal Michael Kent does a semi-regular web series called Joke/Story/Trick. Where he tells a Joke, relays a Story, and then performs a Trick. He asked me if I would tell one of my jokes. Enjoy! Labels: 2009, Jonathan Burns, Michael Kent, Video Monday, October 19, 2009Jay LenoI appeared on The Jay Leno Show on October 15, 2009 and performed my underwear trick (check out the video above). It was for a segment called Meal or No Meal, and the guest judges were Band Leader: Kevin Eubanks, Former Intern & TV Personality: Ross Mathews, and Comedian and Ventriloquist: Jeff Dunham & Walter. I had a blast and even won a free meal for 4 to Roy’s Hawaiian Fusion Cuisine. A BIG Thanks to everyone who stayed up to watch! Here's a little behind the scenes look at the segment with Jay's Backstage Blogger Bryan http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/backstage-with-bryan/meal-or-no-meal-returns/ Labels: 2009, Jonathan Burns, Press, TV Monday, August 31, 2009On tour with the SHOWOFF Show!![]() What's that? I am currently on tour with the SHOWOFF Show! my comedy duo for the rest of the Fall... Videos, Photos, & More Adventures at www.showoffshow.com/news/. Labels: 2009, Jonathan Burns, the SHOWOFF Show Tuesday, July 21, 2009Buskers on the Boardwalk![]() ANDREW MCGILLIGAN SAINT JOHN - All along the Market Square boardwalk people stopped and stared. A woman dressed completely in white, standing stalk still, drew a crowd of curious onlookers. A few metres down the road Rachel Peters had roped off a portion of the boardwalk and was busy creating artwork on the pavement, including a large fish and what appeared to be a stove complete with waving arms. The words 'Keep this girl on the streets' was written in chalk in front of Peters" display. The two women were part of the 2009 Buskers on the weekend Boardwalk festival, which wrapped up Sunday. The boardwalk was packed as the sun began to burn through the clouds Saturday afternoon making it easier for performers to attract a crowd in the busy area. However, further up the street Jonathan Burns wasn't as lucky. He blended in to the crowd strolling along the sidewalk except for the big yellow case he pulled behind him. When he reached the City Market entrance on Germain Street, he was greeted with four people. "We may not get to have a show, we'll see how it goes," Burns said of the small gathering. With the sun not yet shining through, Burns warmed up his tiny audience with some magic tricks as part of Burnsy's Flexible Comedy Show. The crowd steadily grew as Burns interacted with as many passersby as possible; ending his show some 20 minutes later with approximately 100 people crowded in front of the entrance. "It was weird walking up because no one was around and you never really know how it's going to go. You just sort of cross your fingers and hope," he said. The 27-year-old performer used all the tricks in his arsenal to attract the crowd, including comedy, contorting his body into weird forms, juggling a torch, fork, apple and knife and a toilet seat. It paid off as several donations came his way after the show, a relief for the Lancaster, Pennsylvania native. "I was so happy people stopped and watched," he said. Burns was one of several performers in Saint John and said his summers are busy travelling across the country performing at various buskers festivals. Throughout the school year he's on the college circuit entertaining frat boys and sorority girls and says the constant travel can be draining. One gets the vision of street performers as the modern-day equivalent of carnival folk, travelling in a procession of vans and trucks seated next to the bearded lady until the next stop. For Burns nothing could be further from the truth. He's not on a first-name basis with any bearded women and lives a normal life with his wife and dog in Lancaster. "The job is sort of give and take," he said. "You're away from family for large chunks of time and then off for long periods as well." His time away from home performing has also made him an amateur psychologist when it comes to crowds. He can tell what tricks will go over well and how to play them to bring in bigger donations and draw those simply passing by into the fold. His talents were on display Saturday as the crowd grew by 20 times throughout his performance. Cruise ship passengers Glenn Buckmaster and Beth Flynn from Michigan were impressed with Burns' flexibility as much as his ability to draw attention to himself. "There was no one here and he just kept talking and getting more people into it," Flynn said. "We actually had to drive through (Burns') hometown to get to the cruise ship in New York." With one crowd wowed, Burns packed up and joined the rest of the people walking down King Street toward the boardwalk, hoping it might be easier to draw his next audience. Labels: 2009, Busker Festivals, Jonathan Burns, Press Wednesday, June 24, 2009Staple Street Project
I was asked by Photographer Chris Zedano to be part of The Staple Street Project. I had a blast and here are a few of the shots from the shoot!
![]() ![]() ![]() Check out more shots on Flickr! Labels: 2009, Jonathan Burns, Photos Saturday, June 6, 2009LIVE in Lancaster 2009!![]() A little danger, a lot of comedy add up to 'The Showoff Show' Labels: 2009, Jonathan Burns, Lancaster PA, Press, the SHOWOFF Show Thursday, March 26, 2009Smiling Faces 2009![]() Thanks to everyone who came out to see me on March 15th at the American Music Theatre in Lancaster, PA! I had a great time, and it was thrill to perform at a beautiful theatre for such a great cause! If you missed it you can live vicariously through some of the photos Evan Young took of the event. If you like reading more about my adventures SUBSCRIBE TO MY FEED. Also, check out what's happening with my duo show at www.showoffshow.com/news/. Labels: 2009, Events, Jonathan Burns, Lancaster PA Thursday, March 5, 2009Smiling Faces: March 15th2 quick questions... Do you like smiling? Do you like me? If you answered "YES" to one of these continue reading... Join me for Smiling Faces 2009 at the American Music Theatre. This is the Lancaster Cleft Palate Clinic's annual fundraiser and the show is ALWAYS great! Performers include... Pete Geist: Visual Comedian - www.visualcomedian.com/home. Todd Charles: Banjos, Shadow Puppets, Magic, & MORE - www.toddcharles.com Jonathan Burns: Comedian & Contortionist - www.comedySTUNTS.com Smiling Faces: March 15, 2009 at 2:30pm The American Music Theatre, 2425 Lincoln Highway East, Lancaster, PA Buy one ticket for $15, get one FREE! Order your tickets by calling (717) 544-5513 or click here to order online. Additional details can be found at: http://www.lancastergeneral.org/content/lcpc_smiling_faces.htm I hope to see your lovely smile in the audience! Labels: 2009, Events, Jonathan Burns, Lancaster PA Friday, December 19, 2008Countdown Lancaster 2009!
Looking for something to do over in Lancaster, PA over New Years Eve?
INFO: Countdown Lancaster 2009 Info BUY BUTTONS: Buy Your Countdown Lancaster 2009 Buttons SCHEDULE: Countdown Lancaster 2009 Schedule Bonus: I'll be there again this year in the Celebration Center! First United Methodist Church, 29 E. Walnut Street, Lancaster, PA 17603 7:15pm | 8:15pm | 9:15pm | 10:15pm Extra Bonus: See Comedy Juggler, Evan Young St. John’s Episcopal 321 West Chestnut Street, Lancaster, PA 17603 7:15pm | 8:15pm | 9:15pm | 10:15pm Extra Special Bonus: I heard there might be snacks... Labels: 2009, Jonathan Burns Tuesday, August 12, 2008Canadian Country MusicWatch at 1:29. Labels: 2008, Busker Festivals, Canada, Dundas ON, Jonathan Burns, Summer Monday, July 28, 2008Summer 2008 - Part 2
July Highlights...
July 7th - My 1 year anniversary! Evan & I were asked to perform at Tannen's Magic Camp by our good pal Derek Hughes. I've been wanting to go to Tannen's since I was in middle school, but was never able, so yes I was pretty geeked to go! The students there are fantastic, they definitely know their stuff! July 18-20 - Artscape 2008 - Baltimore, MD This was my 4th year back at Artscape which is always fun. Got to hang out with my good friends Evan Young & Jason Moffett. Highlights - Shows were great, and the people had fun! Lowlights - 1. My iPod was stolen. 2. I was attacked by a monkey (Seriously). 3. I came home to find my bicycle was stolen. After a week in Baltimore, Evan and I headed on the road for another week to NJ, NH, NY (yes almost ALL of the "New" States... Sorry New Mexico), and finally back to PA. Shows were great and we got to stay with the great Dave Cox for a few days! Labels: 2008, Artscape, Baltimore MD, Central PA Festival of the Arts, Jonathan Burns, Summer Monday, June 30, 2008Summer 2008 - Part 1
Summer 2008 has been fantastic so far!!! Below is a few highlights of what I've been up to...
It all started with Dundas Busker Festival in Dundas, ON, Canada from June 6-8. This was my 2nd of the Canadian Busker Festivals. Basically it was 15 acts from around the globe who were let loose into the streets of a small town for some of the kindest audiences on the globe, and forced to live a college dorm together (sort of like a reality show, but without the backstabbing and no one is claimed the winner). Despite the extreme heat about 40,000 people attended. All the acts were great and unfortunately the weekend went too quickly, but my fingers are crossed that I'll be back again! ![]() Later in June I was asked to be the opening at for the Lancaster Symphony Orchestra (who was the opening act for fireworks) during Celebrate Lancaster. The day began with gorgeous weather, but as soon as I arrived, it poured down rain... luckily the rain cleared just in time for me to begin my show! What started as a crowd of about 100 people turned into 1000+! After I finished I was surrounded by a handful of young fans who asked me to autograph their t-shirts, hats, and even a diaper. It was great to work about 5 miles from home! Photo by: Evan YoungLabels: 2008, Busker Festivals, Dundas ON, Jonathan Burns, Lancaster PA, Summer Thursday, June 5, 2008Tuesday, January 8, 2008Happy New Year!I performed at Countdown Lancaster this New Years. All of my shows were packed, and everyone was super great. Best of all I was able to swing home and see my wife before midnight! Hopefully I'll be back again soon! "Sunday News" - December 30, 2007 Click the picture to see a closer look. Labels: Jonathan Burns Friday, December 14, 2007AEMI International Clown FestivalAt the beginning of October I had the chance to perform for two weeks halfway around the world for the AEMI World Clown Festival in Hangzhou, China. It was AWESOME! I performed for 1000's of people each day, met a bunch of great performers, stayed in a luxurious hotel, and was served a chicken head for dinner! What can be better than that?! Check out some photos from my trip! Labels: Clown Festival, Jonathan Burns |
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